<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516</id><updated>2011-12-22T22:09:22.709-06:00</updated><title type='text'>ASHFAB's Diversion Euphorium</title><subtitle type='html'>Random Discoveries, Off the Cuff Insights &amp;amp; Unusual Observations from a stay at home mom (SAHM) with WAY TOO much time on her hands.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>105</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8751427286874295552</id><published>2011-05-18T18:38:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2011-05-18T21:39:21.640-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Right...well...uhm...yeah.</title><summary type='text'>Ack! No Really...AAAAAHHH!!! That is all I have to say at the moment. I feel this tremendous pressure to blog something because I feel like my last post was like..."Yeah, I'm back. I'm here. What are you gonna do about it?!"But now much like the kid that screams for his mother's attention for so long that she finally snaps "WHAT?!" only to find him standing there sheepishly, desperately thinking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8751427286874295552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8751427286874295552&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8751427286874295552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8751427286874295552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2011/05/rightwelluhmyeah.html' title='Right...well...uhm...yeah.'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1463996413968389071</id><published>2011-04-11T22:29:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-11T22:39:57.820-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Because facebook feels so...well...faceless...sometimes.</title><summary type='text'>Because facebook &amp; blogging have started to leave me a little empty and since I pretty much assume the rest of the world thinks like I do. I thought I'd try to create posts that feel a bit more like you are getting real face to face time with me. Also, I am trying to expand my technological horizons...and skills...AND before you comment... YES, I know it is the worst lighting ever and I look a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1463996413968389071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1463996413968389071&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1463996413968389071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1463996413968389071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2011/04/because-facebook-feels.html' title='Because facebook feels so...well...faceless...sometimes.'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4559494192951542788</id><published>2011-04-10T16:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-11T17:37:37.401-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Did you miss me?... How about now?</title><summary type='text'> Wow, it has been a bit, eh? Did you miss me? That's ok I really haven't done anything interesting unless stalking people via facebook counts. I've been in kind of a funk lately...as in the last 37 years or so and I just can't seem to shake it. I would say I wish there was a retreat to go to but the truth is if I went I'd prolly be miserable there too. About halfway through introductions and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4559494192951542788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4559494192951542788&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4559494192951542788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4559494192951542788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2011/04/did-you-miss-me-how-about-now.html' title='Did you miss me?... How about now?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M1o71znHS-I/TaOCb-98YMI/AAAAAAAAAwI/Te4IfhWPFDs/s72-c/Me%2B%2526Toshi2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7266653458853908747</id><published>2010-11-11T10:12:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-11-11T10:36:43.372-06:00</updated><title type='text'>TO be or NOT to be...</title><summary type='text'>Yeah, I get. It has been quite a while but with the advent of social sites like Facebook &amp; Myspace my little blog here just doesn't seem to be needed. I'm learning to get my point across in "status updates" enough that I don't feel the need for the novels I used to write here. So where does that leave me. I've played with the idea of deleting this blog but those of you who know me know that I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7266653458853908747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7266653458853908747&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7266653458853908747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7266653458853908747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/11/to-be-or-not-to-be.html' title='TO be or NOT to be...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6095593560908201831</id><published>2010-07-26T09:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-26T09:58:36.640-05:00</updated><title type='text'>W.W.L.D</title><summary type='text'>I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but I am a serious True Blood addict.  I'd read the books before HBO came out with the show, but wasn't really all that impressed. Of course the show is another story altogether. For whatever reason I can't stop watching it. It is kind of like a train wreck, terrible and yet morbidly fascinating. But the one element that stands out above all the rest is a side </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6095593560908201831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6095593560908201831&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6095593560908201831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6095593560908201831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/07/wwld.html' title='W.W.L.D'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-816206976930277511</id><published>2010-07-23T09:52:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-23T10:05:06.300-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Lesson in Miracles</title><summary type='text'>Today's lesson: Miracles, like love, seem to happen when you least expect 'em!So, for the last three days I've been trying to get a hold of my lawn guys but after no response from them or any of the referrals or yellow page ads I'd found I was just about to throw in the towel and say, "Whatever! looks like I'm doing it myself" when the doorbell rings and this gentleman says, "Good Morning Ma'am, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/816206976930277511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=816206976930277511&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/816206976930277511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/816206976930277511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/07/lesson-in-miracles.html' title='A Lesson in Miracles'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/TEmu7LoJXJI/AAAAAAAAAqY/p9T0GPoU4hE/s72-c/GetAttachment.aspx.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4917353137728821812</id><published>2010-06-21T13:51:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-21T14:18:29.044-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What's Your Super DIsability?</title><summary type='text'>Bored? Here's a little game we like to play to pass the time, I like to call it "What's My Super Disability?"It is really simple provided you have an inkling of imagination well I guess even if you don't...I mean you got google so use that and pair your results randomly.Ready? Here we go...All you gotta do is ask your coworkers the following then sit back and enjoy... Imagine you get to choose </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4917353137728821812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4917353137728821812&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4917353137728821812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4917353137728821812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/06/whats-your-super-disability.html' title='What&apos;s Your Super DIsability?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JfmYtoWg4vU/SCxNKlQc8tI/AAAAAAAABeo/ZWGLY9bYC4Y/s72-c/Flash-decadence.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7016027549587522805</id><published>2010-06-19T11:14:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-21T14:14:11.123-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I LOVE these SHOES!</title><summary type='text'>Ok, so you've probably seen the controversy on the Barefoot Technology shoes i.e. Reebok Retone &amp; Sketcher's Shape-up and I know there is a lot of naysaying regarding the manufacturer's claims of being a physical benefit but IMHO (in my humble opinion) it is all phooey! NOT the shoes!I LOVE my shoes! I got a knock off version from Fila (Fila Fit) and walking has never been such fun! I can't stop </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7016027549587522805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7016027549587522805&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7016027549587522805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7016027549587522805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/06/i-love-these-shoes.html' title='I LOVE these SHOES!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/TB0xAYgpR_I/AAAAAAAAAqQ/CTqXE07eef8/s72-c/GetAttachment.aspx.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5385128217457352557</id><published>2010-06-09T09:58:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-09T11:03:26.140-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Seriously...?!</title><summary type='text'>I got the following clip while combing through some funny links. I found it both funny and irritating. But what I really found interesting is that anyone anywhere could confuse any of the segments from which it was compiled as actual "News".So, here it is ladies and gentlemen a humorous compilation of... today's "news"....I guess this falls under another reason I'm glad I get my news from AP and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5385128217457352557/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5385128217457352557&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5385128217457352557'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5385128217457352557'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/06/seriously.html' title='Seriously...?!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5072488579781609288</id><published>2010-06-04T18:13:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-05T11:55:29.629-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, No She Di'int!?!</title><summary type='text'>I know a couple of men have become "fans" or in the modern lingo "liked" my facebook page that links to this blog, but I really think that mostly it is women who read this so I don't feel so bad about directing this next particular posting to just the women, because I know we all have days that make us feel inferior, so for those of you who've been there this one is for you. NOTE: For the men out</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5072488579781609288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5072488579781609288&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5072488579781609288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5072488579781609288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/06/oh-no-she-diint.html' title='Oh, No She Di&apos;int!?!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3856522316260362740</id><published>2010-06-04T12:20:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-04T12:59:00.052-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Crafting "Hope"...</title><summary type='text'>I have a friend and her name is Jade. She is one of those people who make your life seem insignificant by doing more to make the world a better place by 6 a.m. then most people do ALL year....seriously. On days I am hating myself I have to "hide" her facebook feed because the love pouring out of it is too overpowering for my withered, darkened spirit. No, really she is that great. I'm probably </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3856522316260362740/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3856522316260362740&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3856522316260362740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3856522316260362740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/06/crafting-hope.html' title='Crafting &quot;Hope&quot;...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4306012640403679317</id><published>2010-06-04T11:56:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-04T12:05:22.295-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Going for a beer?</title><summary type='text'>...Or is it....?!?Well, it is Friday and I'm sure many of you are planing on celebrating the coming weekend with a Beer or two or three...the important thing is KNOW YOUR LIMITS! These people obviously didn't... If you don't then "Just say, No!" kiddies ;)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4306012640403679317/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4306012640403679317&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4306012640403679317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4306012640403679317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/06/going-for-beer.html' title='Going for a beer?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zdKSiDpy0G4/SdpXaIs3Z-I/AAAAAAAAArs/0qR7niMNHvw/s72-c/beer8.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7579599280428667380</id><published>2010-06-04T08:35:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-04T08:40:17.490-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Stick it to me...</title><summary type='text'>These stickers are so cool. I think I want the garage door ones just to piss off the neighborhood, but these mirror ones are pretty cool too ;)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7579599280428667380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7579599280428667380&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7579599280428667380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7579599280428667380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/06/stick-it-to-me.html' title='Stick it to me...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-2139914167144187418</id><published>2010-06-03T08:29:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-03T08:36:08.904-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Really?! Wow! If you think kid videos are cute...hold on to your hats!</title><summary type='text'>If you like kid videos this one will blow you away, with the cute factor. If nothing it is worth it to share in the sheer joy of the little  kid playing Robyn! That kid can't quit grinning! Part 2Part 3</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/2139914167144187418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=2139914167144187418&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2139914167144187418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2139914167144187418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/06/really-wow-if-you-think-kid-videos-are.html' title='Really?! Wow! If you think kid videos are cute...hold on to your hats!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6030801545924490816</id><published>2010-05-16T23:46:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-17T01:55:42.214-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Just For Grins...</title><summary type='text'>Ok it has been awhile and although I should jump back in with some cool, informative, or insightful post...I got NOTHING! Sorry. So, instead, I decided to just share a few of the videos I've stumbled across lately that made me smile. Enjoy!Intervention Intervention with Fred Armisen from Fred Armisen</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6030801545924490816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6030801545924490816&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6030801545924490816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6030801545924490816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/05/just-felt-like-no-brainer.html' title='Just For Grins...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S_DmfacP1ZI/AAAAAAAAAqA/ksExEUJIKlc/s72-c/images.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6521206465179951255</id><published>2010-04-17T21:49:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-17T22:40:59.427-05:00</updated><title type='text'>How to throw a Vampire Party in April</title><summary type='text'>So, your son, daughter, friend or whatever decides they want to have a vampire themed party in the middle of April! Don't worry I got you covered...Step 1: Plan in October when all supplies are both affordable &amp; plentifulStep 2: Purchase them all, save them &amp; use them for your party in April.Step...Wait a minute...what?! Uh, oh...you mean you didn't know you were gonna throw a vampire themed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6521206465179951255/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6521206465179951255&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6521206465179951255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6521206465179951255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/04/how-to-throw-vampire-party-in-april.html' title='How to throw a Vampire Party in April'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S8p3_pUngcI/AAAAAAAAAp4/BMvcGsQhtM8/s72-c/GetAttachment.aspx.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7865837834653682607</id><published>2010-04-14T08:46:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-14T09:59:27.178-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It promises to be a bloody good time...?</title><summary type='text'>So, Jobee's birthday is around the corner and since he has been reading the Cirque du freak:Vampire Assistant series he has become obsessed with vampires. When it came time to design his invitations and determine what he wanted to do, he was quick to declare it, Vampires! He wanted to host another slumber party this year but he wanted the theme to be "dark &amp; scary". He asked me to design vampire </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7865837834653682607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7865837834653682607&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7865837834653682607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7865837834653682607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/04/it-promises-to-be-bloody-good-time.html' title='It promises to be a bloody good time...?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S8XQRh9b96I/AAAAAAAAAoo/o_Rq9Jl_BRI/s72-c/41skhYFvi7L._SL500_AA300_.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4437945547832892546</id><published>2010-04-03T11:37:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-07T13:04:53.963-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I love a good parody...</title><summary type='text'>Thought this was funny...BE WARNED: Not all of the language may be suitable for little ears...See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4437945547832892546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4437945547832892546&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4437945547832892546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4437945547832892546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-love-good-parody.html' title='I love a good parody...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-2912431219123618254</id><published>2010-03-30T19:52:00.012-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T11:04:12.170-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Solicit at your own risk...</title><summary type='text'>Ever since we moved to a more accessible location in town we have had an increase in the number of solicitors that roam our neighborhood. Not being a fan of such intrusions I found dealing with them to be unusually daunting and frustrating. Last year after an afternoon of multiple intrusions I sat down at my computer and hammered out what I hoped to be a preemptive strike in this new war on my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/2912431219123618254/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=2912431219123618254&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2912431219123618254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2912431219123618254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/03/solicit-at-your-own-risk.html' title='Solicit at your own risk...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S7KfZcdz0_I/AAAAAAAAAoI/yTV9sZm_XCs/s72-c/images.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7572986137797024521</id><published>2010-03-30T12:26:00.011-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T13:35:44.797-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Today's guffaw brought to you by Ash "what's in a name? THAT?...Holy Crap!" Fab</title><summary type='text'>Ok, so I am pissing and moaning about the day's workload ahead of me and I decide to burden the world with my angst via facebook. I begin typing out my self pitying anti-social diatribe when I come to a point where I am really unsure of the phrasing. The imagery I have in my mind that I wish to clearly convey is one of an angry person using their middle finger as weaponry. Like the middle finger </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7572986137797024521/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7572986137797024521&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7572986137797024521'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7572986137797024521'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/03/todays-guffaw-brought-to-you-by-ash.html' title='Today&apos;s guffaw brought to you by Ash &quot;what&apos;s in a name? THAT?...Holy Crap!&quot; Fab'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S7JB-y7OsAI/AAAAAAAAAn4/EVJ-MrPxaME/s72-c/ist2_8098737-pregnant-woman-flipping-the-bird.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6774816997808813214</id><published>2010-03-29T11:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T13:36:45.023-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing....</title><summary type='text'>Some days are easier to come up with blog content then others. This is definitely NOT one of the easier days. As I sit in my chair staring at the computer screen, trying desperately to ignore the inner dialogue that has been berating me to "get off my lazy ass and do something productive" for the last two hours, absolutely nothing comes to mind! Although "nothing" seemed to be the magic formula </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6774816997808813214/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6774816997808813214&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6774816997808813214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6774816997808813214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/03/nothing.html' title='Nothing....'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S7Io5n7C7-I/AAAAAAAAAnw/186x9Qp9Cy0/s72-c/fun89.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5080696328342215</id><published>2010-03-24T11:25:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-24T11:33:43.024-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What now?</title><summary type='text'>I am sitting in another post employment slump...after applying, accepting &amp; quitting my latest job, all in under 45 days with the actual being "actively employed" part lasting less than a week, I feel a bit...bummed. It is a sad state, indeed. I have been trolling the Internet for inspiration but having found none, I have turned to my blog for affirmation that I still have a voice...no matter how</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5080696328342215/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5080696328342215&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5080696328342215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5080696328342215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/03/what-now.html' title='What now?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8571866275405857798</id><published>2010-02-24T11:40:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-24T13:01:46.983-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I always wanted to learn...but never seem to try.</title><summary type='text'>I've been thinking a lot lately about my one day's...you know that list you have in your head. The one day's. One day I'd like to learn how to make my own dress. One day I'd like to take an art class. One day I will throw a fabulous dinner party. Yeah... we ALL have one days.Well, I was just thinking about how many I have and how odd it is that they all seem to be the same ones I've had from </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8571866275405857798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8571866275405857798&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8571866275405857798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8571866275405857798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/02/things-i-always-wanted-to-learnbut.html' title='Things I always wanted to learn...but never seem to try.'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S4V27K2PTII/AAAAAAAAAno/KvLgTsiBwCI/s72-c/bucket+list.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-2493631318056684319</id><published>2010-02-12T08:46:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T09:09:20.619-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Farscape Friday</title><summary type='text'>Since no one is reading this thing anymore anyways I have decided to 100% indulge myself here and talk about my latest TV series obssesion...Farscape! Wow! What a gem! I can't believe I missed this baby when it was originally airing. It is absolutely amazing and I can't crow enough about it. When it first began I wasn't sure I could hang on long enough to finish the ride as it started out awful </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/2493631318056684319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=2493631318056684319&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2493631318056684319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2493631318056684319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/02/farscape-friday.html' title='Farscape Friday'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3512539960392997083</id><published>2010-02-11T13:42:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T13:52:53.470-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Thankful Thursday...</title><summary type='text'>You know I am really not in the mood for any of this but I started this theme crap so damn it I am going to finish it...so in the spirit of good 'ol American half-assedness...I guess I am thankful for...IDK!...OK...OK...Fine. Today I am thankful I didn't lose my virginity to THAT (see pic  and/or previous entry) GUY! There! Like anyone checks this thing anyways...sigh...Now if you will excuse me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3512539960392997083/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3512539960392997083&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3512539960392997083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3512539960392997083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/02/thankful-thursday.html' title='Thankful Thursday...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6600602185258217970</id><published>2010-02-10T21:49:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-10T22:04:43.397-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Weird Stuff Wednesday</title><summary type='text'>So, although this story is old it is new to me. I just found it while looking for an interesting article to place here. It made me wonder is this some kind of new trend?  And if I am completely honest a bit jealous that I never thought of it. Not that I think I'd have been worth a million or anything but when I think it may have been worth something...anything and I just gave it away ...well that</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6600602185258217970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6600602185258217970&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6600602185258217970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6600602185258217970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/02/weird-stuff-wednesday.html' title='Weird Stuff Wednesday'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S3OBbEFa76I/AAAAAAAAAnc/S-xThYcXdBU/s72-c/wtf-are-you-doing2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3623023394896006656</id><published>2010-02-09T09:44:00.008-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-09T10:25:47.176-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Techno-Tuesday</title><summary type='text'>Well, Valentine's day is right around the corner and if you are like many "modern" women you appreciate ALL expressions of affections. So, why not be practical as well as heartfelt this Valentine's day and offer up suggestions that will out last the typical floral favorites.Today's Theme "A picture is worth a thousand words"The Picture Scanning Digital Photo FrameThis is the digital photo frame </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3623023394896006656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3623023394896006656&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3623023394896006656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3623023394896006656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/02/techno-tuesday.html' title='Techno-Tuesday'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S3GMIqTRnOI/AAAAAAAAAnM/7_i3eEJgzN4/s72-c/SJN2TTVADCMMU86T45B6_L.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5992870979792178368</id><published>2010-02-08T15:20:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T15:41:25.361-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Maladjusted Monday</title><summary type='text'>Every once in awhile I come across a blog that makes me feel like maybe I am not as alone as I sometimes feel in this crazy world. If I am really lucky I will even take away some sound and positive advice. Today I was lucky enough to find both...here. Check it out and remember sometimes the line really IS shorter on the other side....and if it is... say so!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5992870979792178368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5992870979792178368&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5992870979792178368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5992870979792178368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/02/maladjusted-monday.html' title='Maladjusted Monday'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S3CEyirM7NI/AAAAAAAAAmk/kzC1oZAB4ro/s72-c/450px-Maladjusted.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1515219023766851725</id><published>2010-02-05T12:22:00.007-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T11:54:30.755-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My "Endorsement" of 30 days &amp; a rant...or how to lose 75% of your readers in under 30 seconds</title><summary type='text'>I found a great new series on Netflix called 30 days. The host is the same guy who did Supersize me. The last episode I watched was so amazing. It had an atheist go live with a christian family. And it was so affirming watching what I know to be true unfold on the screen. I felt like finally someone is showing the "other side" of the story! Although I am not an atheist per say you don't have to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1515219023766851725/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1515219023766851725&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1515219023766851725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1515219023766851725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-endorsement-of-30-days-rantor-how-to.html' title='My &quot;Endorsement&quot; of 30 days &amp; a rant...or how to lose 75% of your readers in under 30 seconds'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8456328032977871651</id><published>2010-01-25T08:39:00.006-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T09:16:49.183-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Off the shelf...</title><summary type='text'>So, I was browsing the bookstores when I found this great book on procrastination and, being the bibliophile I am, I immediately purchased it. Of course, being the procrastinator that I am, I let it sit around and gather dust on my bookshelf for a couple of weeks before finally getting around to taking it down and giving it the once over. Amazingly, it is actually a quite interesting read. It is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8456328032977871651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8456328032977871651&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8456328032977871651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8456328032977871651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/01/off-shelf.html' title='Off the shelf...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S12vAcQZd5I/AAAAAAAAAmc/9rsL4Cp2_I4/s72-c/51298SECJAL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3352371270924702987</id><published>2010-01-20T16:10:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-20T17:46:16.204-06:00</updated><title type='text'>On A Lighter Note...</title><summary type='text'>OMG! A Mullet with headlights?!?! That is great! How did I possibly miss these videos? This seemed to be the question de jour as I attempted to procrastinate (yet again) the loathesome task of looking for a job. You see I had honestly started off on actual job sites but before I knew it I found myself going through a list of Time's top Viral Videos and I was shocked to discover I had actually </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3352371270924702987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3352371270924702987&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3352371270924702987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3352371270924702987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/01/on-lighter-note.html' title='On A Lighter Note...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S1eTbEf41rI/AAAAAAAAAmU/yHbulfHCsrY/s72-c/picture-70.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1633969700278286698</id><published>2010-01-08T13:31:00.006-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T15:22:32.414-06:00</updated><title type='text'>When I grow up I want to be like Barbara Sher!</title><summary type='text'>As I sit here in my PJ's at 1:31 in the afternoon feeling miserable &amp; lower than low I begin to think I have possibly finally lost it. I'm not really sure what it is but I think if it were something I've ever had then it assuredly is gone now, because I feel empty, like a cup waiting to be filled with...anything. It feels like somewhere along the way all the hopes &amp; dreams I carried inside slowly</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1633969700278286698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1633969700278286698&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1633969700278286698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1633969700278286698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2010/01/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-like.html' title='When I grow up I want to be like Barbara Sher!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S0edw2B-PRI/AAAAAAAAAmM/8JSADZBtAEY/s72-c/barbara11.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8146335846793576818</id><published>2009-12-17T11:28:00.014-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-05T17:12:24.161-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Has anyone heard of this? And if so,is there a pill?</title><summary type='text'>Ok I know I have lead a pretty sedentary lifestyle especially recently and I have always understood there would be some repercussions to this BUT no where in my deepest darkest nightmares did I envision sacrificing 30+ years of my life? But it appears that is what has happened... Because today I have discovered that I have somehow become a 36 year old trapped in the body of a very old woman!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8146335846793576818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8146335846793576818&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8146335846793576818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8146335846793576818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/12/has-anyone-heard-of-this-and-if-sois.html' title='Has anyone heard of this? And if so,is there a pill?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/S0O0FLM6vfI/AAAAAAAAAlk/Y_E2m_Yr8hY/s72-c/old_lady.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-2403854689996892474</id><published>2009-12-08T09:15:00.012-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T10:50:51.439-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Craziness or why I REALLY hate people sometime...</title><summary type='text'>Ok so I get this "corrected" tax notice on one of our rental properties and it shows the address as being in another city AND it gives us a homestead exemption for which we never applied. So we call up the tax office &amp; explain the situation because we don't want to get hit with any fine or big bills because of their mistakes, and the lady tells us "Oh, Ok I can correct the address no problem but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/2403854689996892474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=2403854689996892474&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2403854689996892474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2403854689996892474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/12/craziness-or-why-i-really-hate-people.html' title='Craziness or why I REALLY hate people sometime...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/Sx6BvkHb7iI/AAAAAAAAAj8/w8IEed6FJ0M/s72-c/property-tax-bill.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4842664507939512855</id><published>2009-12-02T22:15:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T23:20:36.594-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Toy Obsessions of Christmas Past.</title><summary type='text'>I was just thinking about that song. You know the one..."it's the most wonderful time of the year." Hmmm...I suppose for some maybe.For parent's of kids that HAVE to have specific toys to make their Christmas complete...well their opinions may differ...Today's entry is just a quick trip through the Toy Obsessions of Christmas's Past...Cabbage Patch Dolls...are the Devil? Maybe....PS3 Chaos....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4842664507939512855/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4842664507939512855&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4842664507939512855'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4842664507939512855'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/12/toy-obsessions-of-christmas-past.html' title='Toy Obsessions of Christmas Past.'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1844126174621340000</id><published>2009-11-29T13:21:00.037-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-30T13:52:13.268-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Unbelievably Cool, One of a Kind Gift Ideas from Ash Fab's Favorite Stores</title><summary type='text'>Now I know times are hard and if you are like me most of your Christmas cheer will be coming from your craft room this holiday season, but for one minute let's pretend that money, global warming and other such buzz killing concerns are NOT a consideration and you could buy whatever you wanted for whomever you wanted this holiday season.The following items would definately be first and foremost on</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1844126174621340000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1844126174621340000&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1844126174621340000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1844126174621340000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/11/unbelievably-cool-one-of-kind-gift.html' title='Unbelievably Cool, One of a Kind Gift Ideas from Ash Fab&apos;s Favorite Stores'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SxQiTB3yDKI/AAAAAAAAAj0/qG2Ya01-MuY/s72-c/images_2_2_2_2.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3431675972868718430</id><published>2009-11-19T09:38:00.008-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T17:21:20.212-06:00</updated><title type='text'>My name is AshFab and I am a Webaholic...</title><summary type='text'>I used to think the internet was a good thing...I am not so sure anymore. I really like the idea of everything I ever wanted to know... from how to make a sponge cake (&amp; why they call it that) to how fat my current "nemesis" has gotten (oh like you don't do that? whatever... note to self add to my list of nemeses)... and all available with just a few simple key strokes, a flick of the wrist, a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3431675972868718430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3431675972868718430&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3431675972868718430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3431675972868718430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-name-is-ashfab-and-i-am-webaholic.html' title='My name is AshFab and I am a Webaholic...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SwXLZylPNQI/AAAAAAAAAfs/K6DtwpQsJpY/s72-c/GetAttachment.aspx.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8925637320511325776</id><published>2009-11-16T22:01:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-17T11:51:42.372-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Have you met the Fat Free Fairy...</title><summary type='text'>OMG!! Did you hear? My sister is now blogging! Ok so maybe I kinda forced her to do it but hey we take our victories where we can. You see I finally convinced her to post about her knack for whipping up great tasting EASY to make food that is also low in fat. I figure if she looks that good after having a baby she has to be doing something right? Now, I know she does exercise....A LOT.... but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8925637320511325776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8925637320511325776&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8925637320511325776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8925637320511325776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/11/have-you-met-fat-free-fairy.html' title='Have you met the Fat Free Fairy...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SwImEyan-LI/AAAAAAAAAfU/QZaNvjUraCU/s72-c/101-0167_IMG.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5016654070117771696</id><published>2009-10-29T10:05:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T11:15:09.583-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tick Tock...the witching hour approaches...are you ready?</title><summary type='text'>It is almost that time...when all the world (well us anyway) dresses up and heads out to challenge their friends &amp; neighbors to accept the age old ultimatum in the form of a socially acceptable gratuitous search of sugary goodness through extortion ...also known as Trick or Treating? "Give me candy or feel my hypoglycemic wrath!" Yeah, we've come a log way baby...anyway one of the challenges we </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5016654070117771696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5016654070117771696&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5016654070117771696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5016654070117771696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/10/tick-tockthe-witchinghour-approachesare.html' title='Tick Tock...the witching hour approaches...are you ready?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/Sum9OnJxKSI/AAAAAAAAAe8/P8wWz5EKQok/s72-c/l_f208e1381a992d1abb5b16d7ee9787bf.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7278240127839875932</id><published>2009-10-17T15:32:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-17T16:06:38.032-05:00</updated><title type='text'>For the Love of Hair...</title><summary type='text'>There is an Art to growing out one's hair and it is one I have continually failed to master. To add fuel to the flames of despair in regards to this goal I have also come to realize that  patience may be a virtue but it is unfortunately one of many I am decidedly lacking. But despite these handicaps I am determined to see it through this time...or until I just can't take it any more. So to aid me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7278240127839875932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7278240127839875932&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7278240127839875932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7278240127839875932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/10/for-love-of-hair.html' title='For the Love of Hair...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/Stou6oOYevI/AAAAAAAAAeM/tNtpCBTu8_k/s72-c/badHairDay.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1959945923444365248</id><published>2009-10-13T21:46:00.016-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T11:31:58.268-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My heroes have always been TV stars ...a look back at some of my favorite 70's-80's TV !</title><summary type='text'>I was just reminiscing about the TV shows that got me through my childhood. WOW! It is amazing what we loved back then wasn't it? Here were a few of my all time favorites.Did any of these make your top ten? Here were some of mine in no particular order:The Greatest American HERO!This was a fan video I found. Too Cool. I had such a wicked crush on William Katt....sigh...The Love BoatI sooo wanted </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1959945923444365248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1959945923444365248&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1959945923444365248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1959945923444365248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/10/my-heroes-have-always-been-tv-stars.html' title='My heroes have always been TV stars ...a look back at some of my favorite 70&apos;s-80&apos;s TV !'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8617167725091422073</id><published>2009-10-07T09:49:00.012-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-07T10:45:30.404-05:00</updated><title type='text'>WIgging out...or how to play dress-up with a wig.</title><summary type='text'>With Halloween around the corner I thought I should dust off my wigs and get some practice. Although I am never too far from my last great adventure in ensemble experimentation I still like to keep in practice. The fine art of going incognito, also known as playing dress-up, is one that requires a bit of thought and a lot of rehearsal which I enjoy far more than is likely considered normal but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8617167725091422073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8617167725091422073&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8617167725091422073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8617167725091422073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/10/wigging-outor-how-to-play-dress-up-with.html' title='WIgging out...or how to play dress-up with a wig.'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/Ssy3ecIPOYI/AAAAAAAAAeE/SOtk6khbFHo/s72-c/wigs_blog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5784967282486460764</id><published>2009-09-21T08:49:00.010-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T18:24:49.243-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ich ben ein Mom!</title><summary type='text'> I had a realization today as I dropped our son off at school.  We had been verbally sparring all the way to campus about why he should not have to go.  It was the same routine as every school day prior to this one since the beginning of the school year and it was one from which I was beginning to develop an ulcer. As we approached the school I told him to try to have a good day and that I loved </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5784967282486460764/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5784967282486460764&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5784967282486460764'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5784967282486460764'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/09/ich-ben-ein-mom.html' title='Ich ben ein Mom!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SreY-3Y_ADI/AAAAAAAAAck/Rtlfk96_7ZA/s72-c/20021023.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6280135247752641301</id><published>2009-09-18T14:03:00.010-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-18T17:11:48.290-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Elephant in the Room...</title><summary type='text'>I'm sorry to disappoint those of you who thought this was going to be a political tirade...no such luck. This is an entry about something a bit more personal &amp; whole lot more important...the size of my ever expanding derriere! Seriously! Denial is an amazing thing. I don't think most of us really appreciate the links our psyches will go to spare us the harsh reality of something painful. I for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6280135247752641301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6280135247752641301&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6280135247752641301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6280135247752641301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/09/elephant-in-room.html' title='The Elephant in the Room...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SrP-lJp5s0I/AAAAAAAAAcE/nuv5vG8HgNM/s72-c/74726565.PgP5u2UI.ElephantintheRoom.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4366122249471531811</id><published>2009-09-16T18:46:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-16T19:16:07.780-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sell Baby Sell...</title><summary type='text'>Ok so I post about wanting a new van and like a week or so later I not only have a van but it looks uncannily similar to the generic picture of the minivan I posted to illustrate a van.Whoa! Is that like the "secret" in motion or what? Well, whatever it was it seemed to work. I expressed my desire and put it out into the giamongus sea that is the internet and BLAM! I got it. Soooo....I'm gonna </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4366122249471531811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4366122249471531811&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4366122249471531811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4366122249471531811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/09/sell-baby-sell.html' title='Sell Baby Sell...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SrF_MEmrynI/AAAAAAAAAb8/gHsTGlrKw1U/s72-c/soldsign.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3416466499478412679</id><published>2009-09-08T18:44:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T20:39:24.819-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Great Van Debate..</title><summary type='text'>Resolved: We NEED a minivan!Ok maybe we don't need it but they sure make life easier. Unfortunately they do nothing to improve one's marriage. Case in point one of the greatest sources of contention in our marriage currently is my husband's beloved BMW sport wagon a temperamental little beast that makes my life a living hell because as long as he keeps it we have two cars that DO NOT make for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3416466499478412679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3416466499478412679&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3416466499478412679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3416466499478412679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/09/great-van-debate.html' title='The Great Van Debate..'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SqcHPt6VIQI/AAAAAAAAAb0/DnQQdc5GZac/s72-c/Japan+Odyssey+3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5451980905589882912</id><published>2009-09-07T21:59:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T19:11:55.360-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Facebook is my Anti-Anti-Deppressant</title><summary type='text'>I have to take a break from reading my "friends" updates on facebook for a while because it is bringing me down.  I don't know what it is but reading everyone's "Hey, look at me I'm a productive member of society" posts just make me feel ...well...depressed.I really hate those ones that offer up a laundry list of  things accomplished before I was even up this morning ...well la de freaken da....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5451980905589882912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5451980905589882912&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5451980905589882912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5451980905589882912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/08/facebook-is-my-anti-anti-deppressant.html' title='Facebook is my Anti-Anti-Deppressant'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SqXHwJkBelI/AAAAAAAAAbk/D0r_mRo_Cps/s72-c/switched_facebook.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4463676769048286644</id><published>2009-09-02T09:10:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T09:42:16.182-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lost in Lost....</title><summary type='text'>Hi, my name is Ash and I am a Lostaholic.Thanks to Netflix I have been introduced to the TV series Lost and I just can't stop watching it. I know you are thinking where have you been? On a deserted island? Well, we don't have TV so I don't see series often while they are running I only see them when they go to video so often I just wait until they have a few seasons under their belt and I can </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4463676769048286644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4463676769048286644&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4463676769048286644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4463676769048286644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/09/lost-in-lost.html' title='Lost in Lost....'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/Sp6Dm8DaryI/AAAAAAAAAas/ZNJCvLGlloQ/s72-c/images.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3897638423333666062</id><published>2009-08-23T10:16:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-23T11:43:56.965-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New School Year...Same Old Ridiculousness...</title><summary type='text'>"New Dress Code" my husband shouts from the kitchen table.Great, I think miserably. Dress Codes have been the bane of my existence since my own school days as I was one of the kids who felt my wardrobe was the best method to express my disdain for conformity &amp; communicate my individuality in a town that frowned on such measures.But my own history aside, as a teacher I found even more reasons to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3897638423333666062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3897638423333666062&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3897638423333666062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3897638423333666062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-school-yearsame-old-ridiculousness.html' title='New School Year...Same Old Ridiculousness...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpFjt1hcYTI/AAAAAAAAAak/zXgvIgwMlrY/s72-c/tom-day-06-01-1939-039.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7713782506707532665</id><published>2009-08-22T10:13:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-22T10:21:44.403-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes..I'm Back...</title><summary type='text'>I know I have been absent for quite awhile...what do you mean you had no idea? Whatever. Anyways, I recently decided to return to the public world of blogging as I realized writing to my friends &amp; family was akin to preaching to the choir. It didn't matter what I said I was assured to get a knee jerk "Amen Sistah" response from it. Which was about as fulfilling as purchasing Fat Free Frozen </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7713782506707532665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7713782506707532665&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7713782506707532665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7713782506707532665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/08/yesim-back.html' title='Yes..I&apos;m Back...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8775968411585153511</id><published>2009-08-21T09:10:00.016-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T16:31:05.869-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Vintage Ads that make you go...WHAT?!!</title><summary type='text'>To Visit the whole Album Click Link Below Picture:From Funny Retro Ads</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8775968411585153511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8775968411585153511&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8775968411585153511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8775968411585153511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/08/vintage-ads-that-make-you-gowhat.html' title='Vintage Ads that make you go...WHAT?!!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/Sowb7S1xIXI/AAAAAAAAARQ/FBnJk2jraXg/s72-c/chefDM2711_468x463.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-429909426464508863</id><published>2009-08-19T14:02:00.015-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T09:09:22.786-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Temporary Decor That is Fun for the Whole Family...Ok maybe not.</title><summary type='text'>When you're married to a guy whose "hobbies" include acquiring real estate &amp; re-locating every few months because there is always a better deal around the corner you learn to get by on the fly and decorate on a dime. Since the only permanent thing in our lives seems to be our constant state of impermanence I have had to learn to develop a more "flexible" style.Unfortunately, I am also one of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/429909426464508863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=429909426464508863&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/429909426464508863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/429909426464508863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/08/temporary-decor-that-is-fun-for-whole.html' title='Temporary Decor That is Fun for the Whole Family...Ok maybe not.'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/So6qOy5k63I/AAAAAAAAAVE/I0mBz1InoJs/s72-c/cabinets4.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7238788909458835192</id><published>2009-06-03T09:41:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T16:39:58.532-05:00</updated><title type='text'>THe NEW MoOn TrAiLer!</title><summary type='text'>I'm sorry I know I am in the minority here but I LOVE the wolves! Grrrr....baby...yeah!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7238788909458835192/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7238788909458835192&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7238788909458835192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7238788909458835192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/06/new-moon-trailer.html' title='THe NEW MoOn TrAiLer!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8787311025550581688</id><published>2009-05-20T10:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T16:42:15.746-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog</title><summary type='text'>In case you missed it last summer here is Joss Whedon's pet project during the writer's strike last summer... Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. The first clip is the introduction of Dr Horrible's nemesis a hero known simply as Captain Hammer wait for the very ending and just try NOT to laugh I dare you. I've seen it a gazillion times now &amp; I still laugh. The second clip is one of the songs with one</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8787311025550581688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8787311025550581688&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8787311025550581688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8787311025550581688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/05/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog.html' title='Dr. Horrible&apos;s Sing Along Blog'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-124348118058979868</id><published>2009-05-10T13:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T15:32:51.744-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Zombies, Elevators &amp; Massage Tables...OH MY!</title><summary type='text'>So I dreamt that I was at this beautiful lush resort and I was trying to return to my room which was on the 5th floor but as I approached the elevators I was really hesitant to use them because they did not seem safe. The doors were bulging and a few were opening &amp; closing repeatedly, others were depositing frightened disheveled passengers onto the floor with a thunk. I looked around for the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/124348118058979868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=124348118058979868&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/124348118058979868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/124348118058979868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/05/zombies-elevators-massage-tablesoh-my.html' title='Zombies, Elevators &amp; Massage Tables...OH MY!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3912423636004079181</id><published>2009-05-04T23:43:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T15:36:35.206-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The science behind anxiety...&amp; tummy aches?</title><summary type='text'>The following video explains the science behind anxiety &amp; depressive disorders for anyone who suffers from both the condition and the travesty of living with an insensitive asshole who believes..."...you could get over it without the aid of drugs if you really wanted to bad enough"...or just those who themselves doubt that drugs should play a role in their quest for relief from these problems.It </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3912423636004079181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3912423636004079181&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3912423636004079181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3912423636004079181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/05/science-behind-anxiety-tummy-aches.html' title='The science behind anxiety...&amp; tummy aches?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-559032394672959553</id><published>2009-04-30T10:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T15:51:09.646-05:00</updated><title type='text'>TheAnimalOddCouple</title><summary type='text'>My Friend Robyn originally posted this on facebook... and I had to share it. It is such a beautiful story. I think it is always important for people to be reminded that we are not the center of the universe. We do share this planet with other beings...Many in my opinion ...far greater even than ourselves.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/559032394672959553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=559032394672959553&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/559032394672959553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/559032394672959553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/08/theanimaloddcouple.html' title='TheAnimalOddCouple'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4856498341781244519</id><published>2009-04-23T09:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T16:44:38.553-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Damn, Dirty Socialists...WTF is wrong with our country???</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4856498341781244519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4856498341781244519&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4856498341781244519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4856498341781244519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/04/damn-dirty-socialistswtf-is-wrong-with.html' title='Damn, Dirty Socialists...WTF is wrong with our country???'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1505295160154869754</id><published>2009-04-22T11:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T16:48:19.797-05:00</updated><title type='text'>THe "interview" questionnaire with Ash...aka why I will NEVER be famous...</title><summary type='text'>1) Do you like bananas?     Well, I try to be open minded...I think it really depends on the banana...you know? I'd have to get to know them personally.2) What is your favorite song of all time?     I don't know any songs about ALL time...so I'm gonna go with "time after time" by Cyndi Lauper... does that count?3) What do you do on Fridays?     Same as everyone else I suppose...wake up, have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1505295160154869754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1505295160154869754&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1505295160154869754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1505295160154869754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/04/interview-questionnaire-with-ashaka-why.html' title='THe &quot;interview&quot; questionnaire with Ash...aka why I will NEVER be famous...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6451222603617148615</id><published>2009-04-21T00:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-22T11:24:29.956-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Red vs Blue Internet vs Real Life and Zombie Plans</title><summary type='text'>The guys of RVB discuss their emergency plans for a Zombie invasion. My Favorite quote: " ....in the 36th of the 37 plans I use your fresh corpse as bait."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6451222603617148615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6451222603617148615&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6451222603617148615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6451222603617148615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/08/red-vs-blue-internet-vs-real-life-and.html' title='Red vs Blue Internet vs Real Life and Zombie Plans'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1083731365055413648</id><published>2009-04-18T20:06:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-22T11:29:49.352-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Barbie turns 50...</title><summary type='text'>I know SCARY right? The problem is I am only 30*...ahem... something and already feel like this is what I am becoming :( Cougar Barbie - Celebrity bloopers here</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1083731365055413648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1083731365055413648&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1083731365055413648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1083731365055413648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/04/barbie-turns-50.html' title='Barbie turns 50...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8071928381261706805</id><published>2009-04-11T15:32:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T16:54:42.568-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sound of Music: belgian Train Station</title><summary type='text'>Those silly Improvers are at it AGAIN! SIMPLY AWESOME!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8071928381261706805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8071928381261706805&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8071928381261706805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8071928381261706805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/04/sound-of-music-belgian-train-station.html' title='Sound of Music: belgian Train Station'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4127385906975521163</id><published>2009-04-03T15:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:07:32.817-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My friend Carisa sent this to me. This is her cousin and she, quite understandably, is very proud of him. I was really moved by the lyrics. I think he really touches on something with which we all struggle to make sense of at some point or another in our lives which is the realization that EVERYTHING has a price. No matter how much we try in the end we have to make choices and accept the limits </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4127385906975521163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4127385906975521163&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4127385906975521163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4127385906975521163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/04/my-friend-carisa-sent-this-to-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8944693392863955476</id><published>2009-03-31T11:12:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:09:40.963-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wow! I Never Would Have Guessed...</title><summary type='text'>Thank God for the internet. Without it we would never really know what we look like to the rest of the world, but now with the advent of cookies &amp; surveys we can have our thoughts analyzed our habits scrutinized and our patterns dissected by brilliant cyber-gremlins whose only goal is to find us and give us what we want before we even know we want it via the ever obnoxious and fiendishly fine art</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8944693392863955476/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8944693392863955476&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8944693392863955476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8944693392863955476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/03/wow-i-never-would-have-guessed.html' title='Wow! I Never Would Have Guessed...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8533301735764093508</id><published>2009-03-30T20:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:11:16.444-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Now What...?!</title><summary type='text'>You ever have those days when you feel like hitting the fast forward button to bypass all the humdrum of daily living? I'm soooo totally there man. I am so wretchedly bored right now that I can't even think of anything remotely interesting to write about...what does that mean? What should I do...? I thought maybe some time with other people might wake me up a bit...you know shake up the routine a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8533301735764093508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8533301735764093508&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8533301735764093508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8533301735764093508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/03/now-what.html' title='Now What...?!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5486922444876772969</id><published>2009-03-16T13:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:12:48.608-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The long overdue...Tale of an unsung Hero!</title><summary type='text'>The following was a something I wrote quite awhile back and for whatever reason I never posted. It is based on accounts from an event that occurred quite a few years ago…but one that I felt needed to be brought to light by someone. If you know me than you’ve likely heard me tell this story before but I felt it needed a wider venue ( so feel free to copy, paste &amp; repost the story portion in your </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5486922444876772969/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5486922444876772969&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5486922444876772969'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5486922444876772969'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/03/long-overduetale-of-unsung-hero.html' title='The long overdue...Tale of an unsung Hero!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3170853496855643180</id><published>2009-03-12T20:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:14:31.613-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Where ...oh Where?</title><summary type='text'>Where oh where did all the "cool" events go?Click on your google search bar and enter a search for "Family Fun" and there are plenty of entries, but what if you want to do something a bit more adult in nature? Well...it appears unless you are seriously into strip clubs which are typically geared toward men...you are screwed.All I want is to be able to locate events and activities that are geared </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3170853496855643180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3170853496855643180&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3170853496855643180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3170853496855643180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/03/where-oh-where.html' title='Where ...oh Where?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6705875069846375187</id><published>2009-03-05T22:44:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:17:23.292-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Great commercials worth seeing AGAIN...!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6705875069846375187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6705875069846375187&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6705875069846375187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6705875069846375187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/03/great-commercials-worth-seeing-again.html' title='Great commercials worth seeing AGAIN...!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6121358956565783422</id><published>2009-03-03T17:28:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:20:59.932-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I LOVE Gladys because she reminds me of my Grandma..</title><summary type='text'>    Ellen DeGeneres ~ I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little (HQ) - video powered by Metacafe</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6121358956565783422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6121358956565783422&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6121358956565783422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6121358956565783422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-love-gladys-because-she-reminds-me-of.html' title='I LOVE Gladys because she reminds me of my Grandma..'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4945181321686703011</id><published>2009-02-27T12:17:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:30:47.059-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Free Love...finally completed...</title><summary type='text'>Here it is my kitchy Religious Art..."Free LOve" Made from 100% Recycle materials. (except the paint &amp; glue) All of it was from discarded &amp; salvaged items.The theme is one of good cheer &amp; hope that ..."the best thing in life really is still FREE!" And it pokes fun at our consumer driven society... And of course the "hippie" nature of working with recyclables.The message is woven into the piece </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4945181321686703011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4945181321686703011&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4945181321686703011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4945181321686703011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/02/free-lovefinally-completed.html' title='Free Love...finally completed...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/So8fB0pi-OI/AAAAAAAAAX0/mKEWgHxRxYM/s72-c/Photo0139.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5480273458955525749</id><published>2009-02-23T17:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:32:38.765-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Today I found a fun post that I decided to pass on. It is how to find your Rock Star Name, Gangsta Name, etc. Here are my answers. Have fun with it. I</title><summary type='text'>Today I found a fun post that I decided to pass on. It is how to find your Rock Star Name, Gangsta Name, etc. Here are my answers. Have fun with it. I am wondering what your Rock Star Name is. Let me know if you do this, or at least leave me one of your funny identities in the comments section. I could use a good laugh!What is your STAR WARS name? (first three letters of last name + first two </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5480273458955525749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5480273458955525749&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5480273458955525749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5480273458955525749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/02/today-i-found-fun-post-that-i-decided.html' title='Today I found a fun post that I decided to pass on. It is how to find your Rock Star Name, Gangsta Name, etc. Here are my answers. Have fun with it. I'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7597673553540661510</id><published>2009-01-22T16:22:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:40:18.431-05:00</updated><title type='text'>F@#$% This Flippin House w/ King Dirty!</title><summary type='text'>This Parody is one of my finest works so far if I do say so myself. I still laugh at Joel's slow motion sequence...aahhh good times!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7597673553540661510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7597673553540661510&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7597673553540661510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7597673553540661510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/01/f-this-flippin-house-w-king-dirty.html' title='F@#$% This Flippin House w/ King Dirty!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7172020770377327344</id><published>2009-01-21T17:44:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:38:06.511-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Real Estate Humor- How to handle those difficult sales...</title><summary type='text'>Here is a great Idea for handling those "difficult" property sales! This first video is one I really admire for the agent's straight forward approach! Of course this is a sketch comedy but hey.... if we ever inherit a property with malevolent evil, I think it is a good approach!This NEXT video reminds us that with all the drama in the real estate market it is important to remember that it only </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7172020770377327344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7172020770377327344&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7172020770377327344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7172020770377327344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/01/real-estate-humor-how-to-handle-those.html' title='Real Estate Humor- How to handle those difficult sales...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6629845037987528141</id><published>2009-01-13T23:50:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:41:54.649-05:00</updated><title type='text'>WTF?! This is so unfair!!</title><summary type='text'>OMG! Barbie B-Nails... For REAL??!! I swear when we were kids we never had it this cool. What was our great treasure? Freaken Betsy Wetsy a damn incontinent baby doll...or those dopey plastic lipstick tubes so you could "pretend" to apply make-up. Flash forward 20 years and you can put your BFF's pic on your nail! I am sooo jealous!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6629845037987528141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6629845037987528141&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6629845037987528141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6629845037987528141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/01/wtf-this-is-so-unfair.html' title='WTF?! This is so unfair!!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7928746818697692493</id><published>2008-12-30T03:50:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:46:55.907-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why being a landlord sucks!!</title><summary type='text'>Tips on Surviving as a a landlord.Do not comp the tenant's rent just because she comes onto you. Yeah, I know, it's a ball-buster, but you'll never make any money if you keep giving out free rent to that streetwalking tramp.If you own a slum or two...Do not let the tenants get you drunk on Boone's Farm and convince you to put in central AC....Seriously, No AC in the trailer parks and ghettoes, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7928746818697692493/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7928746818697692493&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7928746818697692493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7928746818697692493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/12/why-being-landlord-sucks.html' title='Why being a landlord sucks!!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-4198169643620831437</id><published>2008-12-25T22:33:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:49:23.021-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Favorite Funny Kid Video  Moments</title><summary type='text'>Does Someone Wanna Bath...?Kid Just Telling it like it is..."I don't like you all the time"Gotta Love That Crazy Charlie-"Charlie bit my finger...again!"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/4198169643620831437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=4198169643620831437&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4198169643620831437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/4198169643620831437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/12/favorite-funny-kid-video-moments.html' title='Favorite Funny Kid Video  Moments'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-375502415462068038</id><published>2008-12-24T16:15:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:55:49.781-05:00</updated><title type='text'>All I want for Christmas...</title><summary type='text'>Peace... I hope this Holiday brings everyone what they want...whatever that may be and finds us all in a state of blessed contentment and a peaceful state of mind. Merry Christmas...for reals.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/375502415462068038/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=375502415462068038&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/375502415462068038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/375502415462068038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/12/all-i-want-for-christmas.html' title='All I want for Christmas...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-6407894138824365370</id><published>2008-12-19T11:54:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:56:04.294-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why I'm afraid of my fellow Americans...</title><summary type='text'>I was also going to title this one why I believe abortion is okay...but being so close to Christmas I thought too many of you would find it offensive...anyway...I'd write a long diatribe on it but too many of you have complained about the excessively verbose nature of my blogs so I have decided to speak to you in a medium you can understand...and I think the following clip explains it best.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/6407894138824365370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=6407894138824365370&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6407894138824365370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/6407894138824365370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/12/why-im-afraid-of-my-fellow-americans.html' title='Why I&apos;m afraid of my fellow Americans...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-2783625171935900732</id><published>2008-12-15T17:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T17:55:19.772-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The things we cherish the most...</title><summary type='text'>Here is another NO BUY ad that reminds us that what kids really want is our time, attention and from time to time a little honest feedback.... okay maybe not really the honest part....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/2783625171935900732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=2783625171935900732&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2783625171935900732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2783625171935900732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/12/things-we-cherish-most.html' title='The things we cherish the most...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-2214015558448924116</id><published>2008-12-14T09:47:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:01:42.770-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What Would Jesus Buy?</title><summary type='text'>My mom and I have had a great many lengthy conversations about Christmas this year and I feel compelled to add that there are larger reasons than just the money that we don't like all the buying at Christmas and at other times of the year. Excessive consumption is a disease all Americans seem to harbor. I don't believe that giving a couple of people gifts around the holidays is wrong. I believe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/2214015558448924116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=2214015558448924116&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2214015558448924116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2214015558448924116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/12/what-would-jesus-buy.html' title='What Would Jesus Buy?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1620217352862865979</id><published>2008-12-05T00:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:03:52.168-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Just doing my job to piss off the conservative right...</title><summary type='text'>I am amazed (all though I suppose I shouldn't be) at the reactions from everyone about this years past election results. It is bizarre to me the extremes of thought people have regarding the parties and the candidates. Everyone is so quick to either declare Obama a devil or a saint and they seem to forget he is just a man.What is it about our nature that we can not simply see people for who and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1620217352862865979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1620217352862865979&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1620217352862865979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1620217352862865979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/12/just-doing-my-job-to-piss-off.html' title='Just doing my job to piss off the conservative right...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5248589318194378096</id><published>2008-11-26T09:42:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:06:13.709-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You Thought Dramatic Rodent was cool? Check out the... Dramatic Lemur</title><summary type='text'>Dramatic Lemur</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5248589318194378096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5248589318194378096&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5248589318194378096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5248589318194378096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/you-thought-dramatic-rodent-was-cool.html' title='You Thought Dramatic Rodent was cool? Check out the... Dramatic Lemur'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1693804444274404603</id><published>2008-11-13T18:17:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:09:55.563-05:00</updated><title type='text'>UPdate On Jobee &amp; the Frankenwienie...</title><summary type='text'>Well we went to the urologist last week and all went VERY well. He was visibly impressed with both the extent &amp; repair of the wound. I could tell after a parade of colleagues we were looking at something spectacular. They all marveled at the stitching with the head doc exclaiming "Wow, I couldn't have done a better job myself!" and they all seemed equally compelled to shake Jobee's hand as though</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1693804444274404603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1693804444274404603&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1693804444274404603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1693804444274404603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/update-on-jobee-frankenwienie.html' title='UPdate On Jobee &amp; the Frankenwienie...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-5428386934869089316</id><published>2008-11-07T17:23:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:11:34.918-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Terrible Horrible Messed up Day!!</title><summary type='text'>SO what do you say exactly when the school nurse rings you to tell you it would be a good idea for you to come to the school and check out your son's groin? Yes. Exactly. That is what I said...WTF? After a bizarre explanation of which I believe I was only able to make out every third word or so because of my crappy phone. I was informed that Jobee, while running to the swings had "injured" his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/5428386934869089316/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=5428386934869089316&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5428386934869089316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/5428386934869089316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/terrible-horrible-messed-up-day.html' title='A Terrible Horrible Messed up Day!!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1170898212435776563</id><published>2008-11-05T08:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:18:19.174-05:00</updated><title type='text'>God bless our OBAMAnation...?</title><summary type='text'>Well....we did it. Our country has elected its 1st black president. No matter what you think of him (love him or hate him) you can not deny he has made history.... and we will soon be one nation led by...Obama...or as Jobee likes to exclaim..."We are an Obamanation."Like most people we watched the polls and waited for the latest and when the candidates emerged to address us we waited to hear </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1170898212435776563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1170898212435776563&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1170898212435776563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1170898212435776563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/god-bless-our-obamanation.html' title='God bless our OBAMAnation...?'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1769277824770081732</id><published>2008-11-03T05:05:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:19:55.978-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It’s my party I’ll cut the cake if I wanna...</title><summary type='text'>I'd like to thank everyone who came out on such short notice for the party on Saturday. The party(which really evolved into more of an intimate gathering of friends &amp; family) was okay. I wish I'd had more time to prepare for something for us to do but everyone was very cool about it and were...or pretended to be :)...okay with just chatting, enjoying the great food (Thanks Candi &amp; Joel) and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1769277824770081732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1769277824770081732&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1769277824770081732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1769277824770081732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/its-my-party-ill-cut-cake-if-i-wanna.html' title='It’s my party I’ll cut the cake if I wanna...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3302641238003949572</id><published>2008-11-02T23:23:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:25:18.651-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mother Grandma's Commercial for Kelly</title><summary type='text'>More of my "favorite" fictitional Gandma... My Mama would have been just as enthusiastic (and probably equally as clueless) about anything I did...man I miss her...but the end is where I laugh the loudest "...that's gonna look just horrible!" because she was also just as frank...just ask Joel..."What's your problem now Joel?"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3302641238003949572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3302641238003949572&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3302641238003949572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3302641238003949572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/mother-grandmas-commercial-for-kelly.html' title='Mother Grandma&apos;s Commercial for Kelly'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-2167178970126087933</id><published>2008-11-02T23:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:23:47.424-05:00</updated><title type='text'>All dieters have been here at some point...</title><summary type='text'>This is Freaken INSPIRED...The bizarrest funniest messed up stuff I have seen in a long while. Gotta see...All dieters have been (at least part of the way) here at one time or another...the rest is just pure GENIUS...ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR THE KIDDOS!!!! SORRY-BUT NO!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/2167178970126087933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=2167178970126087933&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2167178970126087933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/2167178970126087933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/all-dieters-have-been-here-at-some.html' title='All dieters have been here at some point...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3861386795727741632</id><published>2008-11-02T04:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:21:34.420-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The REAL "great american family"...</title><summary type='text'>WARNING:Not appropriate for all ages due to language (F*Bomb dropped frequently)Music Video for ....Let Me Borrow That Top!Wait until the End....Priceless! NOTE:I don't know exactly what it is about Mother Grandma (because my grandma never drank)but still she really reminds me of Mama Verda -whom we all miss- so I love to watch</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3861386795727741632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3861386795727741632&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3861386795727741632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3861386795727741632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/real-great-american-family.html' title='The REAL &quot;great american family&quot;...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1038709238047209018</id><published>2008-11-01T16:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:26:32.892-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny Teacher/Parent Tales from Around the net...</title><summary type='text'>Follow in my footsteps?A physician told this story about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart!' thought my friend. 'My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1038709238047209018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1038709238047209018&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1038709238047209018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1038709238047209018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/funny-teacherparent-tales-from-around.html' title='Funny Teacher/Parent Tales from Around the net...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7197438061474975706</id><published>2008-11-01T16:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:28:14.007-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This one ALWAYS makes me laugh...Pilot to Mechanic repair Logs.</title><summary type='text'>A little humor....This one always makes me laugh...hope you agree!Pilot and Aircraft MechanicAfter every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.Never let it be said that ground crews lack</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7197438061474975706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7197438061474975706&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7197438061474975706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7197438061474975706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/11/this-one-always-makes-me-laughpilot-to.html' title='This one ALWAYS makes me laugh...Pilot to Mechanic repair Logs.'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-780463849151150000</id><published>2008-10-22T23:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:31:47.921-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I’m just a cog, a plain little cog.... yep, I’m simple little silly cogwheel...</title><summary type='text'>I met this woman a couple of weekends ago at a workshop. I hated her as soon as she walked in...something about her bothered me. Half way through the class I realized it wasn't just me the whole class seemed to roll their eyes whenever she spoke  or added a comment and the instructor well he flat out cut her off. Then at lunch time I decided to talk to her some more, and I instantly discovered </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/780463849151150000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=780463849151150000&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/780463849151150000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/780463849151150000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/10/im-just-cog-plain-little-cog-yep-im.html' title='I’m just a cog, a plain little cog.... yep, I’m simple little silly cogwheel...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3369945772023643991</id><published>2008-10-18T21:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:35:10.553-05:00</updated><title type='text'>For everyone who gets their political messages from email forwards...</title><summary type='text'>"Obama is an ARAB" "Obama is a TERRORIST" "Obama is a Radical MUSLIM with plans to end the world""Obama is the Anti-christ""Obama doesn't Put his hand over is heart during the Pledge of Allegiance because he is Anti-American"These statements and other's like them are the NUMBER 1 reasons put forth by people who believe there is no reason to even consider any other option for president. In their </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3369945772023643991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3369945772023643991&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3369945772023643991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3369945772023643991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/10/for-everyone-who-gets-their-political.html' title='For everyone who gets their political messages from email forwards...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8854111276834854546</id><published>2008-10-17T21:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:37:31.311-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The BEST ending to any show...ever!</title><summary type='text'>So...I was watching an interview on the CW site and one of the questions was about the music on the show and the actor's favorite cues and the answer was of course this scene and I thought....Well duh?! How could it be anything else? I still get chills. When they handed out SEXY these boys got in line twice. see for yourself by Viewing Supernatural 2x12</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8854111276834854546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8854111276834854546&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8854111276834854546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8854111276834854546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/10/best-ending-to-any-showever.html' title='The BEST ending to any show...ever!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-8561399753816300412</id><published>2008-09-24T02:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:38:59.967-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Our Vegas Vow Renewal</title><summary type='text'>Our Vegas Vow Renewal</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/8561399753816300412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=8561399753816300412&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8561399753816300412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/8561399753816300412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/09/our-vegas-vow-renewal.html' title='Our Vegas Vow Renewal'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-3731842270626697631</id><published>2008-09-23T02:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:47:25.453-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Vampires, Elvis and Brothels...Oh My!</title><summary type='text'>What can I possibly say about Vegas that hasn't been said a million times before. It was well...Vegas. I really don't know what I expected, but whatever it was THAT was not it. I think the first thing that took me by surprise was how big it really was. On TV and in the movies you always saw just small sections like the older sections near Freemont street,not the giamongous sprawling metropolis it</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/3731842270626697631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=3731842270626697631&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3731842270626697631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/3731842270626697631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2009/08/vampires-elvis-and-brothelsoh-my.html' title='Vampires, Elvis and Brothels...Oh My!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-530750507118990889</id><published>2008-09-12T00:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:49:51.124-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Screw Ike...we're heading to Vegas...</title><summary type='text'>I'm taking a break from running around like a mad woman trying to prep everything for Vegas. We are heading out Saturday. We have also booked a Vegas Style Vow Renewal. Woohoo. I'll keep you informed and I promise to post pics but right now I have to get everything together. I am converting my old veil by adding pink baubles &amp; shiny things to it and I gotta finish getting my pink wedding outfit </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/530750507118990889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=530750507118990889&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/530750507118990889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/530750507118990889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/09/screw-ikewere-heading-to-vegas.html' title='Screw Ike...we&apos;re heading to Vegas...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-1425417513614317241</id><published>2008-09-02T17:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:55:14.441-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho it’s off to organize I go...</title><summary type='text'>I hate how much time I waste everyday trying to figure out where I left my head..you know?I also worry about the way my son is being raised in all of this chaos. As much as I HATE rigid institutionalized structure I know that having some structure is a necessity. For me it is just the whole idea of imposing it upon others that I have always abhorred, but as I grow older I recognize that sometimes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/1425417513614317241/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=1425417513614317241&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1425417513614317241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/1425417513614317241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/09/hi-ho-hi-ho-its-off-to-organize-i-go.html' title='Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho it’s off to organize I go...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-7577562824033901258</id><published>2008-08-24T02:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:57:12.178-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Scenes from a Hotel Lobby...</title><summary type='text'>NOTE: This video has "dead space" at the end...IDK...I guess I was too tired to catch it when I converted it. BUT...it is really only 2 minutes and some change...just FYI...sorry.This was taken on our last trip out of town. We headed up to Dallas for Joel's Brother's Wedding...See "1 Wedding and a Fiorinal" for more info.Scenes from a Hotel Lobby</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/7577562824033901258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=7577562824033901258&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7577562824033901258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/7577562824033901258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/08/scenes-from-hotel-lobby.html' title='Scenes from a Hotel Lobby...'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206743338984872516.post-157372729004325149</id><published>2008-08-21T11:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:58:33.338-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Pink Thing...No not THAT!! Geez people grow UP!</title><summary type='text'>So, I decided to go pink. I had talked about it with my stylist for awhile and at first she really wasn't sure about it. But really, think about it, who or what could PINK hair possibly alienate me from that my own attitude and opinions haven't already? And it is not like I am going to get FIRED or anything. I am pretty sure you have to actually have a job first before someone can fire you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/feeds/157372729004325149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5206743338984872516&amp;postID=157372729004325149&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/157372729004325149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5206743338984872516/posts/default/157372729004325149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ashfab.blogspot.com/2008/08/pink-thingno-not-that-geez-people-grow.html' title='The Pink Thing...No not THAT!! Geez people grow UP!'/><author><name>Ash Fab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00986213556574158400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tpL-T-jmM-U/SpAwyxWYsXI/AAAAAAAAAZM/5fbEwQpoXnQ/S220/Photo0325A.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
